(Image brazenly stolen from the Missoulian's Twitter feed.)
While we wait in breathless anticipation for the Missoulian's live Tweeting of Missoula's Tax Day protests, here are some facts for Tax Day:
A majority of Americans think the amount of taxes they'll pay this year is fair. And by "majority," I mean more than 60 percent of all Americans, including Republicans. Heck, a plurality of Tea Baggers think their tax rate is fair! Which is especially interesting, given what Tea Baggers (wrongly) think about our nation's taxes.
The total cost of the Republican Congressional obstructionism to the American taxpayer: 1.32 billion dollars. Now, that's what I call "waste."
The "Tea Party Express" - that bus touring around the country and whipping up Tea Baggers everywhere - is not the grassroots rally it's made out to be. It's actually a PAC run by Republican operatives.
Fox News, despite Rupert Murdoch's statement that his network "shouldn't be supporting the Tea Party," is actively participating in Tax Day protests. Sean Hannity is even going so far as front-lining a fundraiser for the Cincinnati Tea Party.
Tea Baggers fear socialism, but love Social Security and Medicare.
A recent NYTimes/CBS poll confirms what we knew all along: Tea Baggers are predominantly angry old white dudes. Besides hating poor people and blacks, they're a bit delusional. Check out this question from the poll results: "Regardless of your overall opinion, do you think the views of the people involved in the Tea Party movement generally reflect the views of most Americans, or not?" A whopping 84 percent of Tea Baggers said their movement "reflect the views of most Americans," while only 25 percent of Americans said the same thing. And four percent of Americans have actually attended a Tea Bag rally or have given money to Tea Baggers.
And now for some opinions:
John Cole: "This is just a Republican operation, plain and simple, and you'll watch the tea partiers go to bat for their Republican and Wall Street masters the next couple of months as we try to pass Financial reform.
"For chrissakes- the tea party idea came from Rick Santelli- a broker. Anyone who thought these guys were mad at Wall Street was engaging in magical firebagger thinking, and some of us told you that from the get-go."
FDL's Thers: "Probably the best thing that has thus far happened to the Tea Bag Party Movement would be the Tiger Woods fucking a lot mega-scandal, for the simple reason that without Tiger, the Tea Bag Party Movement would be the most tedious, trainwrecky, make-pretend important thing to have made normal people want to kill themselves over ever since the OJ trial or, I don't know, that Peaches Browning shit. I mean, Christ, what is there to say about a "movement" that spendspretty much all of its energy screaming about how it really and for true isn't jam-packed with crazies?
"Well, you can say that it's boring, is what you can say about it, because most of what they do is snivel about how oppressed they are, and that is a very wearying class of behavior to be annoying us with....
"To keep it simple, there's Fox News America, there's Village America, and then there's Fucked-Over America. As a citizen of that latter region, I'm getting pretty damn Fed Up." |