Police used as "taxi service" for Giuliani mistress

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Hello Guiliani Ponderer-sans,

As some of you recalled I recently announced my candidacy for the "fighting MT-AL"...

I'm a candidate for this thing Rehberg has been holding on to for awhile.  I'm soooo votable!

...and I felt that this recent development was an excellent opportunity to speak to the important of honor in government.

When you are getting the cops (who I regularly defeat in ninja battles) to shuttle you around from whorehouse to crack den you have a serious honor issue.  Now I didn't get the name Ninja Honor by having someone take me around in a rickshaw to the local brothels.  I got the name from slicing people up who tried to take my life from my strong ninja hands.

Now you have to understand that I'm not a big Rudy fan as it is.  I didn't like it when he was the runt of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football dojo and I didn't like it when he put a Disney Store in the middle of my secret hideout in Time Square.

I promise you this Montanans!  I am not going to be like Rudy Guiliani.  I will walk or drive myself to get my fix.  I will not involve the US Capital police in this matter.  My addictions are my issues.  Honor first, right?

VOTE NINJA HONOR for CONGRESS 2008

Paid for by Ninja Honor for Congress 2008, Ninja Valor Treasurer.

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by: Ninja Honor @ Thu Nov 29, 2007 at 22:00:07 PM CST

It may well be that Rudy and Bill saw--better than most of the rest of us--the true value (0.00 / 0)

of policemen.  
As I recall, our own slick willy was reputed to have used his Arkansas state police for poontang delivery.  
But that may simply have been a part of that great right-wing conspiracy..?  

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by: jed @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 11:32:40 AM CST

uh? (0.00 / 0)

what does Bill Clinton have anything to do with this?

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by: Jay Stevens @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 13:29:14 PM CST

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I just thought--since they are both gash hounds, Jay--it would be worth mentioning (0.00 / 0)

that they had at least found a truly valuable use for our constabulary crowd.
Sorry if it appeared to you that I had moved slightly off topic.

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by: jed @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 15:08:47 PM CST

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sorry... (0.00 / 0)

I'm just sensitive whenever anybody brings up Clinton (squid!) in argument against anything we say on this blog. Clinton did it! Readers of this blog know that ol' Bill ain't the most-loved fella around here...and he's definitely not someone who embodies the type of change we advocate...

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by: Jay Stevens @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 15:42:44 PM CST

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One things... (0.00 / 0)

for sure.  Anything that is brought up here that shows republicans in a negative light, you can bet your ass the democrats have done the same tenfold.  Hypocrisy has no boundaries when you're a liberal democrat.

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by: squid @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 17:05:48 PM CST

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So... (0.00 / 0)

Dozens of pages have been fondled and fucked by dirty old men? Airport bathrooms now have a turnstile for to go through where a guy tries to seduce you (with a business card no less)? There are twenty other wars going on right now, half of them illegal? Probably because of the liberal media is why we haven't heard anything. You keep fighting the good fight, squid.

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by: Mathello @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 17:12:07 PM CST

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Nah ... (0.00 / 0)

There ain't a Democrat alive who would do what John Ashcroft did to that statue. That was truly bizarre.

As they say, it would be nice if Democrats would close their blinds at night, while Republicans need not bother.  

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by: Mark Tokarski @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 18:39:46 PM CST

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I'm beginning to find the entire argument more than a little amusing. (0.00 / 0)

Seems to me there is little actual difference between the two parties--certainly not since Jimmuh was sacrificed by incipient Reagan Democrats in 1977.
Absolutely not since the Democrat Leadership Counsel recommended that Labor Unions be sacrificed for international corporate support in 1989.
When I saw the word left on your door knocker, I thought I was going where some of those old style of social concerns might still exist...  

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by: jed @ Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 20:22:39 PM CST

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