Did you know soy makes you gay and shrinks your penis? No?!?!?! You didn't?
Well, thank heavens WorldNetDaily can set you, um, straight:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
I've got to say, as a meat-loving Montanan, I'm greatly amused by this. As someone who thinks that moderate sanity should reign occasionally, I'm shocked this got published anywhere.
Amazingly, this does not appear to be a satire. But speaking of sexual confusion, the author seems to think he is Joan of Arc mixed with Wyatt Earp.
