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Tofu-Eaters=Gay

by: Matt Singer

Tue Dec 12, 2006 at 10:39:20 AM MST

Did you know soy makes you gay and shrinks your penis? No?!?!?! You didn't?

Well, thank heavens WorldNetDaily can set you, um, straight:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
I've got to say, as a meat-loving Montanan, I'm greatly amused by this. As someone who thinks that moderate sanity should reign occasionally, I'm shocked this got published anywhere.

Amazingly, this does not appear to be a satire. But speaking of sexual confusion, the author seems to think he is Joan of Arc mixed with Wyatt Earp.

That's a gender identity issue, I think.

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